Sorry Eagles fans - Donovan McNabb traded to Redskins
With a headline like “Donovan McNabb traded to Redskins,” I’m sure the average Philadelphia Eagles fan will want to either dance in the streets or throw batteries at the Energizer Bunny for not running quick and long enough. The former group points to his lack of Super Bowl victories and supposedly inaccurate arm. The latter is simply surly. They’re the same group who would boo Mike Schmidt or Santa Claus.
McNabb’s new home is happy to have the six-time Pro Bowler, or at least that’s how the Washington Post puts it. Although still resembling bold ineptitude, the result of Philadelphia’s bold move on McNabb will most likely be something that falls short of. Enjoy the Phillies this season, Eagles fans. They’re worth it. Michael Vick at QB, on the other hand, is not. Kevin Kolb is still in question on whether he would actually be a mediocre QB or a sleeper who will soon be getting a giant cash advance salary.
This could mean a starting QB for D.C. with McNabb being traded to Redskins
McNabb traded to the Redskins also means that where there was uncertainty with Jason Campbell, now Washington knows what they’re getting. All they had to give up to get him was a second-round draft pick (37th pick overall) and a fourth-round pick in 2011. However, if McNabb performs well, according to the Post, that 2011 pick could become a third-round selection.
Don’t expect a performance like what he turned in during 2004, when he was the NFC’s Offensive Player of the Year and led the Eagles to Super Bowl XXXIX. He scored 31 touchdowns, swiped 8 interceptions and received a 104.7 quarterback rating - chew on that, McNabb-accuracy critics. Now swallow down a slimy, greasy sandwich and wipe your hands on your grimy undershirt and Underoos. Simply keep your football expertise to yourselves and - please! - cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. If I’m waiting in the payday loans line, I certainly don’t want your mutant germs all over me.
Donovan McNabb - achieving four straight division titles and five conference champions for the Eagles
Sure he would’ve traded some in to win a Super Bowl, but how many other commendable quarterbacks never made a Super Bowl victory? Among them, Donovan McNabb ranks highly well. Putting into mind McNabb’s stats (numbers that are even more impressive that John Elway’s, particularly when touchdowns and interceptions are considered) - over 32,000 passing yards and 200 touchdowns from - a headline like “McNabb traded to the Redskins” should make D.C. fans smile.